Rahm Emanuel: The Grand Wizard of the most violent city in America.

Man fatally shot in Austin is city’s 500th homicide victim this year

When Veronica Crowder unexpectedly ran into her younger brother, she warned him to “stay off” the streets. “Stay off these street corners - don’t be standing out here unless you want to go back to jail,” Crowder said she told Nathaniel T. Jackson, who on Thursday became the city’s 500th homicide of 2012.

BUT WAIT, HOLD THE PRESSES: Rahm says "we're not there yet!"

Chicago police backtrack after confirming 500th homicide

Mayor McSmirk is not amused.