- Police seized what they said were “six thirty-round machine gun ammunition magazines” from Laidman’s vehicle and one 9 millimeter fifteen-round magazine that was labeled “law enforcement and government use only.” (It's also a crime in Massachusetts to remove the label from your pillow that reads do-not-remove-this-label-under-penalty-of-law)
Arlington, MA establishes a new benchmark for deadly weapons bust. The patches in the photo are a nice detail. Nice work fellas, I'm sure everyone there is so proud. In today's panic-buy market that's about $500 worth of "ammunition feeding devices." Maybe Capt. Flynn can sell them and throw the department a swell party at Chuck E. Cheese's.
- Arlington Police Captain Robert Flynn said the magazines are tan (DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT! TAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUS OF ALL THE SHADES OF BROWN) ) and appear to for a machine gun (Capt Flynn is clearly unsophisticated in the area of firearms identification), but no rifle (OR AMMUNITION) was found in the vehicle. He said police also found a military uniform (HOLY CRAP, CAMMIES IN THE TRUNK!) in the trunk of Laidman’s car and are looking into whether Laidman has served in the military.
Leave it to the Mexicans to show Arlington, MA what a real weapons bust looks like:
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