Listen to your pal Joe Biden, he knows what's best.

Joe Biden Recommends Buying A Shotgun When An Earthquake Strikes

• In a Google+ Hangout centered around gun control, Vice President Joe Biden went off on a strange tangent on shotguns, assault rifles, and protecting yourself during an earthquake against other people (or, zombies?).

• "A shotgun would keep you a lot safer – a double barrel shotgun – than the assault weapon in somebody's hand who doesn't know how to use it, even one who does know how to use it. You know. *Points to the camera*

• It's harder to use an assault weapon to hit something than it is a shotgun. So, if you want to keep people away in an earthquake, buy some shotgun shells."

"Harder to use an assault weapon to hit something..." What the fuck? Jesus H Christ, Joe Biden is an idiot.

Oh and BTW, "zombies" is just code for African Americans. What, you didn't know that? Some funny guy in Hollywood thought that one up years ago.